Why did this garden hose have to go and change my whole life?

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Why did this garden hose have to go and change my whole life?

This dang garden hose:

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Refuses to kink

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Doesn't spray everywhere

This thing is an absolute beast - and it has almost 50,000 reviews on Amazon.